Las pelotas de Dios / The balls of God

Millones de fanáticos ya podrán saber exactamente cuándo gritar y saltar como monos subnormales /

Now millons of fans will know exactly when to shout and bounce like retarded monkeys. 

 

Español / English in italics below

 

Por supuesto que usted nunca en su vida va a saber quién mató a Kennedy,

o a Martin Luther King, o a Olof Palme, o a Bin Laden, o a José Luis Cabezas.

Pero gracias a esta tecnología de la era espacial sí podrá saber con certeza si

una pelota  cruzó o no la línea de meta. 

    Lea más sobre este invento estúpido:

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-18692702

Imagen: http://theoriginalwinger.com

 

Of course you will never know who killed JFK or Martin Luther King or Olof Palme

or Bin Laden or José Luis Cabezas. But thanks to this new space-age technology

you can know if a ball has or has not crossed the goal line. 

   Read more about this stupid invention:

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-18692702

Image: http://theoriginalwinger.com

 

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2 comments

  1. Bill Chance

    I have been reading a lot about this – after a few questionable calls, they want to try to eliminate the guesswork by the linesman. There will always be controversy in football, I’m afraid their quest for the perfect game is in vain.

    Thanks for sharing.

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